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tepat kul 9 .12 pm..
ngah sedap lyn lgu kt winamp..
sambil godeh2 myspace..
aku dikejutkn ngan satu bunyik ..
beep.......beep.....beep..
hahaha!!!!!
lbih kuang cm 2 ar..x kn nk kne bnyikkn btul2 plak..
mati ar aku..
upenyer...im ms aku dicerobohi oleh swang makhluk..
dh ske gle ni...mne tau awek2 cun ker..leh ar aku kuarkn ayt2 power aku..
tgk pnyer tgk..
kuar nme mohd..........ceh!!!
aper malaun ni nk plak...
nk ajk bercinter ke aper...


mule ar stu dialog yg aku pun x beraper nk pasti.....
aper motifnyer........

jeng...jeng.......jeng..................hahaahahaha!!!

7/10/2009
09:12
mohd
buto..
ko ktner 2
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7/10/2009

09:15

PEace:

kt umah la gle..

x kn kt hati ko plak..

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09:16

Mohd:

umah mne 1?

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09:16

PEace:

babi ko.......

umah aku ar..

x kn umah putih plak..

marah barrack obama..

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09:17

Mohd:

ko dah bli umah eh?

xjmput aku pn

wakaka

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09:17

PEace:

lorh.

x tau ker..

cian gk ko eak..

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09:17

Mohd:

buto r

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09:17

PEace:

isk2..

ustaz ker ni..

ckp yg kesat2..

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09:18

Mohd:

fuck

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09:18

PEace:

hahaha!!

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09:18

Mohd:

kontol

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09:18

PEace:

subhanaallah!!!!

semoga allah bukakkn pintu ati ko..

amin.....

ngah kjer ker 2.......

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09:19

Mohd:

biasa r beb

curi tulang

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09:20

PEace:

o..

igt curi mkn td..

jgn luper ziarah blogspot aku.....

hehehe......

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09:21

Mohd:

leh blah

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09:21

PEace:

blah per..

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09:22

Mohd:

blah ko r

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09:23

PEace:

isk2...

semalam ko ader kt sni kn..

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09:23

Mohd:

yup...

nape?

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09:23

PEace:

x der per..

igt nk sepak buntot ko semalam..

tp x sempat plak.

huhuhu........

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09:24

Mohd:

tkutnye.....

hahaha

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09:24

PEace:

jgn la tkut2..

adik x mkn owg pun..

mne duit ghayer..

teruk ar ko..

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09:25

Mohd:

aym ko dah tua bgka nk duit raya

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09:25

PEace:

ye la..

bru 21..

blm22........

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09:26

Mohd:

dah tua nk mmpos

xsdr2

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09:26

PEace:

klo aku dh tua..

ko ag la tua..

ag la x sedar2..

hahaha..

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09:27

Mohd:

aku baru 17

sweet x?

hahaha

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09:28

PEace:

sweetnyer...

mcm guler2......

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09:28

Mohd:

bodo r ko

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09:28

PEace:

aik.

aku plak yg bdoh..

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09:28

Mohd:

sukarno pggl ko 2

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09:28

PEace:

adez.......

hahaha....

sper sukarno 2......

pm indon ker..

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09:29

Mohd:

g keje sana

ot

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09:29

PEace:

aku dh dpt job ag better ar dari kt stu..

aper ag..

bla ar..

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09:30

Mohd:

blgk r plak

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09:30

PEace:

hehehe..

bkn la...

kepuasan 2 x der..

ko nk ker kjer cm giler..

tp kebajikan pekerje terabai..

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09:30

Mohd:

ko kn mmg gler

pndaila ko ckp

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09:31

PEace:

ikut unddang2 sndri jer..

eah..

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09:31

Mohd:

g ckp ngan sukarno sna

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09:31

PEace:

aku tau ar..

aku yg kjer kt stu..

bkn ko..

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09:31

Mohd:

hahaha

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09:31

PEace:

luaran nmpk cm sempurna jer..

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09:31

Mohd:

pdn mka ko

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09:31

PEace:

tp dlaman..

pergh!!!!!!

klo bpak aku tau pun..

bpak aku sdeyh!!

isk2..

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09:32

Mohd:

sdih nye.....

hu......

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09:32

PEace:

tgk..

ko yg x tau pe2..

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09:33

Mohd:

tgk pe?

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09:33

PEace:

dh sedeyh..

ag la klo dh tau..

guling2 sedeyh..

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09:34

Mohd:

ala bcuk2

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09:34

PEace:

nk dukung..

hahahaha!!!!

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09:34

Mohd:

berambos

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09:34

PEace:

aik..

mrah plak..

biler nk kwin,...

awk 2 dh ganyot..

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09:35

Mohd:

bajet xde dok

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09:35

PEace:

hahahaa..

2 la.......

ader duit...

g gig jer tau..

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09:36

Mohd:

itula khidupan

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09:36

PEace:

nsib bek x lyn pub..

mmg ar..

pas 2 ngadu kt mak bdjet lari..

hahaha......

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09:38

Mohd:

cntk ckt....

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09:38

PEace:

bnyk la.....

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09:38

Mohd:

mntk mk duit g gig ada r....

hahahaha

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09:38

PEace:

wakakaka!!!!!

smer ar kter..

ceh..

nk jgak..

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09:38

Mohd:

sbuk jek....

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09:39

PEace:

ala..

bkn selalu pun..

rindu ar kt p.gudang..

nk ase msakan ko..

mkn bakso..

hahaha.......

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09:39

Mohd:

dtg r.....

aku wat open house

hahaahaha

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09:40

PEace:

biler........

ceh..

umah ko..

mmg sentiase terbukak jer..

anjing pun klo le msuk..

dah msuk..

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09:40

Mohd:

hahaha

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09:40

PEace:

hehehe..

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09:40

Mohd:

dah xleh ttup

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09:40

PEace:

kt depan umah ko bnyk anjing ag x..

hehehe......

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09:41

Mohd:

aku dah bela sekor

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09:41

PEace:

yker..

msti cmel kn..

sper nmer..

nazri ker..

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09:41

Mohd:

cmel beb....

mikel

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09:42

PEace:

hahaha!!!!!

bek letak jackson jer..

mikel jackson..

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09:43

Mohd:

cian palk aku ngan arwh 2

hahaha

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09:43

PEace:

arwah 2 mmg baek..

rmai owg ckp dier slalu bersihkn lantai..

bile joget...

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09:43

Mohd:

beat it

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09:43

PEace:

kn..kn..kn.........

bkn ar..

clean it..

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09:44

Mohd:

cian dia kna sbt dlm kubo

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09:44

PEace:

ko nmpk ker..

x ajak aku pun..

g skodeng..

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09:45

Mohd:

akula mlaikat nye

tkg sebat

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09:45

PEace:

o....

nti aku jolok ko..

klo aku ader salah..

ko jgn sebat aku eah..

aku bg duit kopi..

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09:47

Mohd:

ali cafe r

aku nk power

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09:47

PEace:

ok2........

x de hal ar..

livita ngan red bull pun aku le bg..

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09:48

Mohd:

bnyk ke ko bwk duit?

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09:49

PEace:

x per..

klo xde..

aku g cucuk kt bank la..

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09:50

Mohd:

ada atm ke bwh tnh 2?

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09:50

PEace:

ala..

aku nek atas jap la..

ko ni..

lambat tul la..

x pun susah2..

aku suh ko jer yg g cucuk kn..

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09:51

Mohd:

pale aym ko.....

t tuhan mara dok

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09:52

PEace:

yker.......

aloh.........

x pe ar..

aku bwak bekalan duit bnyk2 dlu nti..

x pun..

ngan bank2nyer ker..

aku bwak msuk..

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09:52

Mohd:

kna pyug lbih ckt r...

t aku cover line

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09:53

PEace:

ko ckp jer..

aku x de hal ar..

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09:53

Mohd:

dah r......

aku nk tio

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09:53

PEace:

aper yg dh..

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09:53

Mohd:

msuk air lyn ko

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09:53

PEace:

aik..

cepatnyer..

hahaha,,..

ko yg msuk air ag ade ar..

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09:54

Mohd:

nite

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09:54

PEace:

km salam kt ank2 buah ko..

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09:54

Mohd:

luv u

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09:54

PEace:

sweet dream..

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09:54

Mohd:

muh9

u 2

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09:54

PEace:

luv u 2..

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09:54

Mohd:

baca doa

amin

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09:54

PEace:

dah ..

smalam..

bye.............................

sekian..